A polite modern take on the classic taunt.
This is my favorite season, but I don’t really know what this is. A sign? Luckily no children have ever knocked on my door in the nearly 8 years I’ve lived here in the bunker. Only crackheads, but they just try to get in through the window and they don’t want candy. Try offering a crackhead candy while she’s half hanging into your your house via the kitchen window. She won’t take it. I guarantee.