October 15, 2011
Be So Sweet…

A polite modern take on the classic taunt.

This is my favorite season, but I don’t really know what this is.  A sign?  Luckily no children have ever knocked on my door in the nearly 8 years I’ve lived here in the bunker.  Only crackheads, but they just try to get in through the window and they don’t want candy.  Try offering a crackhead candy while she’s half hanging into your your house via the kitchen window.  She won’t take it.  I guarantee.

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